- ––Super Sword-chucks on something unexplainable and/or stupid
asdfjkl; is a term coined by Kingdom Hearts Wiki IRC user Super Sword-chucks (aka Tabbeh) to display how unexplainably asinine a certain situation is. That is, if the situation is asinine enough. As long as olos exists, there may be no end to asdfjkl;. It can be said that these two terms lie on opposite ends of the spectrum. However, it cannot be said that Ragnarok will result from the two clashing.
asdfjkl; first emerged on the Kingdom Hearts Wiki IRC as a response by Super Sword-chucks to a certain situation that he found extremely idiotic. Its ORIGINAL origin is believed to be somewhere on the Internet. Perhaps on a forum. Super Sword-chucks said he found it on one of GameFAQs's boards. Perhaps the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Social Board. That board is always full of asdfjkl; worthy stuff.
asdfjkl; is used when a situation is stupid to the point that even a facepalm cannot explain how stupid it is. Take for an example, an event that took place on the Kingdom Hearts IRC channel #wikia-kingdomhea-- OH WAIT, JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAT GOES ON THERE IS STUPID. asdfjkl;
The following is an emulation of such:
<CilverSrono> OKAY SO LIKE I GOT POKEMON SUPER GRAY BLACK WHATEVER VERSION AND THEN I CAUGHT MY FIRST REGENDARY LIEK FOR THE ENGIRSH BROS <CilverSrono> THEN I PUT IT IN TEH DAE CAER WIT A DITTO SO I CAN GET LIKE A MILLION OF THESE <CilverSrono> ISNT THAT AWESOME? LIKE SUPER AFP WORTHY AWESOME? <Tabbeh> asdfjkl; <CilverSrono> stfu Tabbeh
One can say that a shortened version of asdfjkl; is "asdf". But it doesn't have as much appeal as asdfjkl;. No one knows why and no one will ever know. Perhaps it's because it's just very stupid.
This form of asdfjkl; should be used very rarely because it describes fully how stupid a situation is when it can't be described by asdfjk; alone. Here is an emulation of such an event:
<CilverSrono> OKAY SO LIKE I GOT POKEMON SUPER GRAY BLACK WHATEVER VERSION AND THEN I CAUGHT MY FIRST REGENDARY LIEK FOR THE ENGIRSH BROS <CilverSrono> THEN I PUT IT IN TEH DAE CAER WIT A DITTO SO I CAN GET LIKE A MILLION OF THESE <CilverSrono> ISNT THAT AWESOME? LIKE SUPER AFP WORTHY AWESOME? <Tabbeh> ;lkjfdsa <CilverSrono> stfu Tabbeh * DoorToNothing sends A ROCKET-POWERED FIST at CliverSrono.
An extremely new form of asdfjkl; is asdfghjkl;, extending the two home keys vertically to include the two keys that separate the two groups. This variation was created by none other than the most beloved SilverCrono, now responsible for creating the obvious and unoriginal rip-off. Nobody really pays it much attention, though, because... well, 'tis just Crono.
Here's a real example, fresh from the oven:
[2011-04-02 15:40:43] <Crono|Duodecim> Now I hate Firion even more [2011-04-02 15:40:45] <NeoZEROX> Make Fire so much usefulk. [2011-04-02 15:40:51] <Crono|Duodecim> Lord of Arms is asdfghjkl;